Animated Dead Flesh, by Worst Episode Ever

Animated Dead Flesh

by Worst Episode Ever

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1.	Destined for Hell 00:44	lyrics
Hit and run victim. Dr Warner wanted in radiology. Miles away. Taking legal action, ching ching ching cash in on this tragedy. Writhing in agony, in the pits of hell. Here take my card it turns into a sponge in water. 100 dollars does not cover hospital bills, Just between you and me I’m promising a big cash settlement! No faux pearl necklace required, a million dollars is a ok by me.
2.	Whacking Day 00:08	lyrics
Faster Willie, the sooner we get these bikes, the less chance we have of getting sued. If the children are dead we’ll flee to Mexico, please don’t turn me in at the first toll booth.
3.	Sick of the Coroner 00:20	lyrics
You know that feeling you get when 1,000 knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? Come in for brain surgery and get this free Chinese finger trap, On your way to Mr. Nikapopolos’s driveway in the sky. Remember your hippopotamus oath.
4.	Playing the Percentages 00:28	lyrics
I'm here to run the solid contaminate encapsulator. One more outburst and I'll send you back to the big leagues Lord Palmerston! Pit the Elder! No hustle either skip. Heard some guy got killed in New York, but there's hundreds of unsolved murders. Don't know when to keep your mouth shut Can't... lift... arm… or... speak... at... normal... rate. For the last time, get rid of those sideburns.
5.	Bonestorm 01:58	lyrics
Violent game Marge won't buy. Forced to shoplift, the price is much too high. Got to buy it, got to try it ,got to take it, take it, take it! Shoplifting - a victimless crime, just like punching someone in the dark.
6.	Harmless Tobacco 00:28	lyrics
This may be a dirty job, but the big guys at the top work even harder. “Careful Smithers that sponge has corners!” Now you’re sinking. Life flashing before eyes. 5 o’clock is coming sooner than expected. The man you trusted wasn’t Wavy Gravy at all!
7.	Remorseless Eating Machine 00:46	lyrics
Fairly warned be thee, says I. If I hit the remorse button one more time I would have made it. Face to face with a beast more stomach than man; natures cruelest mistake. A knife wielding maniac has shown us the way, poke a dead body with a stick. Shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt. Not gonna kill ya, just cut ya. Rusty and Dull. I’m like that Spanish guy. Don quixote? What’s his name, the man of La Mancha. Don quixote? The beast looked like jack o'-lanterns from past Halloweens, Ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters, followed by a 15 pound beard of bees. I hoped to run out the clock in Florida, making bacon on the beach.
8.	The Severed Head of Jebediah Springfield 00:24	lyrics
Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives, at least until you’ve heard the story, Of how we ended up with the head of our beloved town founder. How long will this story take? 25 seconds. A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
9.	Strike Breakers 00:39	lyrics
The personal touch of hired goons, from hells heart I stab at thee. They sing without juicers, they sing without blenders, They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers! We’ll march day and night by the big cooling tower, They have the plant, but we have the power.
10.	Hacked Up for BBBQ 01:28	lyrics
Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach. It all starts here in the high-density feedlot. "Graduate" from Bovine University. Let's take a peek at the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating... I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, He'd eat you and everyone you care about.
11.	Jumping Springfield Gorge 01:33	lyrics
Bart approaches the ramp, overcomes his fears, to become God, Amongst his tiny peers, he will make the jump he's never made before. Fearless he will fly over Springfield Gorge. Yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Homer tries to stop the daredevil, but he has to be the example. Flying through the air, his eyes are shut. Oh my God, I think I’ll make it, but… He's air lifted out, safe without a doubt.
12.	Darkest Day of Springfield pt 1 02:03	lyrics
The untimely death of Super Dude, burial unearths a bubbling crude. Chocolate microscopes! Double guitars! More rubber stamps! Promises made, too many debts to be paid. A diabolical plan is laid. Twilight at 3 PM blocks out the sun, what kind of household doesn't have a gun?? Burn's scurvy schemes will earn a one way passage to the boneyard. Suffer the machinations of hell's grim tyrant!
13.	Itchy & Scratchy Land 02:13	lyrics
Family vacation goes array, Simpson family left to die. Army of robots on the rise, They will maim and kill with knives. Violence desensitized, flash photography they despise Faulty programming, their demise. Heap of steal one mile high. Fight for your life, fight to stay alive! The robots are programed to kill Flashbulbs shine, robots die, heap of steel one mile high.
14.	Brutally Mutated 00:24	lyrics
By the time this paid political announcement is done, Every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hand. Typical political rhetoric. Character assassination - Oh look, he brought noodle kugel! Marge serves up a tasty dish. Revenge, served as cold 3 eyed fish.
15.	Supervillian Seizes the East Coast 00:47	lyrics
Not far from the hammock district, upstate somewhere in cypress creek, I’ll welcome them into my lair. 3 weeks paid vacation and free dental care I mean business like Mike Milken, no walls to hang my jacket. Say goodbye to your freedom like a shoe, Project Arkturus Wouldn’t have been able to be a success without you. Die and be a cheap funeral, I’m sorry that its not in packets!
16.	Animated Dead Flesh 01:57	lyrics
4 years after the death of Snowball 1, through the Necronomicon death is undone. Now hoards of zombies walk the streets of Springfield, with a thirst for brains that will not yield. Uh oh here comes zombie Flanders, while he's loved like geese love ganders, Homer finds him quite annoying, so he blasts him and destroys him Who will save the rest, before they become animated dead flesh?

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released July 4, 2022

All music and lyrics by Worst Episode Ever and various Simpsons writers. Recorded between 2016 and 2022 in various storage spaces and basements throughout New Jersey and Philadelphia. Vocals recorded and mixed by John Burton at C.H.U.D. Central in 2022.

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Worst Episode Ever Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worst Episode Ever started at some point with one or two guys who were listening to way too much Mortician. We play shows every now and then and are in a bunch of other bands. All songs are about classic Simpsons episodes, no new school bullshit.